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I'm bored right now.

i will now post random stories from /b/

>trying to fap
>can't because of claws
>am a bear
>get shot out of a cannon
>spaghetti everywhere
>trying to fap and fly
>get shot by a cannon


>be 14
>go to school
>nerdy socially awkward kid
>get teased and bullied and shit
>teacher joins in
>punch teacher
>teacher falls and hits head, blood everywhere
>need to reload
>am a cannon
>start blasting the class
>spare the hot girl
>elope to British naval ship
>get shot by a cannon




>be 16
>discover pirate bay
>download shit for a year
>one day find spaghetti in my bathroom
>get worried
>3 days later
>british navy shows up
>I'm about to surrender
>remember i'm a bear
>start driving them back with my claws
>get shot by cannon
>blood everywhere
>took a crane to get it out of my carpet

BEHOLD!
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