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ROLEPLAY TIME! one of you is Harry Potter and one is Voldemort GO!
You: yay
You: i'm Harry
Stranger: Voldemort.
You: hi, i'm harry potter
Stranger: Voldemort uses VOLTORB
Stranger: GET HIM
Stranger: D:<
You: i walk awkwardly
You: and then
You: i receive a letter
You: it tells me to go to a wizard school
You: what the fuck
You: i go there
You: and
You: they put an old hat on my head
You: it said to me:
Stranger: I'm waiting for you to get older and I keep you alive not knowing that you will kill me because I'm mad with power.
You: YO BITCH ASS NIGG YOU GO IN GRIFFYINDOR
Stranger: :l
You: 7 movies later
You: i fight voldemort
You: EXPELLIARMUS
You: I'M AN HORCRUXE LOL
Stranger: SUCK IT
You: FUCK, IM DEAD
You: now
Stranger: Then I shoot yous
You: i wake up in king cross
Stranger: :3
You: with dumbledore
You: then i go back to life
You: AVADA KEDAVRA
You: KILL VOLDEMORT
Stranger: Then I .. do AVADA KEDAVRA
D:<
You: ACQUIRE BITCHES
Stranger: And i die.
Stranger: :l
You: FUCK YEAH
You: and then
You: i fuck ginny's hole
You: a couple of time
Stranger: but .. theres always that little part of me thats alive
You: she pop out some children
You: 19 years later
You: they go to hogwart
Stranger: I wanna be ron and Get all up inside hermione.
You: //thread
You: the end
You: no more movies
Stranger: Can I repick my char?
Stranger: D: i want to be ron now..
You: yay
You: let's do the train scene
You: when harry and ron meet
You: ok
Stranger: Squeek for the first movie then talk like a man for the rest of every movie.
You: hi, i'M harry potter
Stranger: Hi i'm ron
You: in godricks hollow born and raised
You: the playground is where i spent most of my day
You: chillin with them crackas uncle and cousin
You: they sure didn't make it amusing
You: now i'm a wizard, shit is killer
You: and now i'm with you, ginger
You: I PASS THE RAP BATTLE TO YOU
Stranger: i'm stuck with a family of like 9 so I have no masturbation privacy.
You: WEASLEY
Stranger: :l
You: ah
You: sucks man
You: i fap under the stairs
You: thinking of dudley
You: this please my penis
You: :/
You: dudley is my cousin btw
Stranger: i have to pretend i'm on the Flogger for 20 minutes having the worst dump of my life.
You: but ron
You: there are no toilets on the train
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: ARE YOU SHITTING ON THE BENCH?
Stranger: LEAVE ME ALONE
Stranger: D:
You: OH GOD
You: IT SMELLS
You: *puke*
You: *puke*
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: HERMIONE WILL USE A SPELL
You: RON, SHIT
Stranger: O:
You: *urrrrk*
You: are you finished?...cough cough
Stranger: Nope D:
You: FUCK
You: i will go sit with neville if you dont stop shitting
Stranger: *kerplunk*
Stranger: :DD
You: *hurrrk*
Stranger: neville the hogwarts racist D:
You: STOP PLOPPING SOME CORN
You: AND HELP ME WASH THIS PUKE
Stranger: D: oh god just . . get out of the train
Stranger: DD: JUST GO
You: good
You: gee
Stranger: *runs out of room*
You: this smelled like shit
You: fuck where is ron now
You: HAGRID I'M LOST
You: hagrid doesnt answer
You: FUCK YOU
You: ron, where did you go?
Stranger: Jumps out of train*
You: oh hay
You: want a choco frog?
You: i have your mom's card
You: lol poorfag
Stranger: I wouldnt mind speaking parseltongueto your chamber of secrets
You: what is the chamber of secret
You: ...
You: we were never in this school ron
You: how do you know
You: TELL ME
You: PLEASE
You: I AM YOUR FRIEND
Stranger: IT WAS HAGRID HE MADE ME DO IT
Stranger: T __ T
You: WHAT THE FUCK HAGRID
You: let's go see him
Stranger: It was DARK and and COLD and WET AND SLIMEY AND AAAAH ;w;
You: and hope he doesn't offer me some cookies and tea
You: or a penis in my rectum
You: anyway
Stranger: heh bum.
You: who the fuck is hagrid
Stranger: o u o dunno
You: ah yeah, the guy that entered my uncle's house
Stranger: Oh him.
You: and took me to this wizard school
Stranger: Pff..
You: gee
You: what a pedophile
Stranger: Pedophile :L
You: he shoved a pig tail up my cousin's ass
Stranger: xD
You: with his umbrella
You: and then he
You: ''grilled sausages'' if you know what i mean
Stranger: no...no i don D:
You: ok, Mcgonnagall is calling us, let's go to the giant room
You: what the fuck we have to wear this old hat to choose our classes
Stranger: I will send you nude to professor McGonnagall
You: *mcgonnagall calls out ron''
You: hey ron
Stranger: GODDAMNIT
Stranger: D<
You: go wear the hat
You: GO
Stranger: *wears hat*
You: DO IT FAGOT
Stranger: :l
You: so, what is your room?
Stranger: GRIFFINDORR!!!
You: FUCK YEAH I WANNA BE THERE
Stranger: Fuckn hate red =w=
You: *wear hat*
Stranger: *sits back down* :L
You: HEY HARRY, ARE YOU IN BED' WANNA SLYTHERIN HAHA
You: NO FUCKING HAT
You: I WANNA BE WITH THE GINGER IN GRIFFUCINGDOR
You: OK FAG, GO IN GRYFFINDOR
You: good
You: brofist ron
You: i'm in griffuckingdor
Stranger: BROFISTS-
You: with all your ginger brothers
You: and that hot chick with a weird name
Stranger: I'ma nail Hermione. :L
You: hermeeyoane
You: ok
You: what happen next
Stranger: Umm... pfff
You: let's go in magic class
Stranger: We go to ..
Stranger: yeah class
You: with that midget asshole prof
Stranger: :F
You: *teacher tell us about wingardium leviosa*
You: holy shit
You: man
You: this is flying
You: oh fuck am i high
Stranger: *wingardium leviosa* FAIL D:<
Stranger: HOly shit explosion D:
You: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSAAAA
You: WHAT THE FUCK GINGER
You: MY ROBE
You: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS COST?
You: GEE
Stranger: I dont know your fucking rich though SO DONT BE BITCHIN D:<
You: oh yeah true
You: lol poorfag
You: ok now we go in broom class
Stranger: UP YOURS D:<
Stranger: Broom
You: i'd broom hermione if you kno what i mean
Stranger: Oh haha I want her ; w;
You: I'd shove my broom up her quidditch goal
You: aww yeee
You: ok
You: *teacher tell us about brooms and shiznatch*
You: holy shit malefoy stole neville's useless ball shit
You: *hope on broom*
You: mcgonnagall orgasmed and told me to be in quidditch team
Stranger: -Watches- o wo
You: lol i'm that hardcore
Stranger: OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE D:
You: HAHA YOU ARE TOO YOUNG
You: BUT I CAN BE IN THE TEAM
You: BECAUSE I'M HARRY FUCKING POTTER
Stranger: Shut up HARRY D:<
You: except i don't have nay parents
You: close enough
You: *now hagrid punish us and bring us in forest*
Stranger: just ... go be gay and cry to yourself cause your a social outcast D:
You: this is scary as shit here
Stranger: *out in forest*
Stranger: D:
You: OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST STEP INSIDE
You: it's slimy
You: i have seen enough hentai to know where this is going
Stranger: Oh i know where this is going i see...
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: A DEAD UNICORN
Stranger: theres going to be a tentacle monster up a...oh unicorn.
You: AND SOMEONE IS SUCKING ITS FACE OFF
You: IT'S VOLDEMORT
You: RUN
Stranger: OH GOD D:
You: *centaur out of fuckign nowhere*
You: *scare voldemort*
You: phew
You: brofist man
Stranger: *BROFIST*
Stranger: :DD
You: :O
You: now we plan some shit
You: blah blah blah
You: and now
You: we go in the room with the dog
You: that cerberus shit
You: *in the room*
Stranger: Holy shit yo whats that under him D:<
You: I THINK
You: IT'S A TRAP
Stranger: I THINK ... It is as well
You: *play flutes*
Stranger: Wait why is hermione here D:
You: DOO DOO DOO DOO
You: ok he's sleeping
Stranger: -Leaps under trap door-
You: *jump*
You: oh god tentacles
You: i have seen enough hentai to know where this is going
Stranger: D:< DAMNIT
You: *hermione say dont move*
You: WHAT THE FUCK HERMIONE
You: HOW CAN I NOT MOVE WHEN THIS VINE IS PENERATING MY ANUS
Stranger: this is uncomfortable .__.
You: AAAAARGH
You: MY RECTUM
You: ron, i will ask you something
You: not as a faggot
You: but as a bro
You: get this vine off my anus
Stranger: Your TOO FAR UP JUST HOLD YOUR BREATH AN FREEZE D:
You: *humpf*
Stranger: *already touchin hermione*
You: *fall in hole*
Stranger: vines I swear.
Stranger: o wo
You: *chess game out of fuckign nowhere*
You: ron, i think it's your time to shine
Stranger: IM A MATHEMATICAL WHIZZ
Stranger: IGOT THIS SHIT
You: GO GINGER GO
You: PLAY THIS BITCH
Stranger: HARRY GET THE ... Rook? or ..
Stranger: :l
You: SO I CAN CONTINUE AND GET ALL THE MERITS
Stranger: what was it.
You: rook?
Stranger: ANYWHO
You: dafuq is this
You: anyway
Stranger: *Gets fucked in game of chess*
Stranger: x __ x
You: *win anyway somehow*
You: OKAY GUYS
You: MY SWAGGER IS TOO MUCH
You: I HAVE TO DO THIS ALONE
You: I WIL MEAT PROFESSOR SQUIREEL
Stranger: *dead with hermione healing me*
You: I MEAN QUIRELL
You: ANYWHO
You: I'M OFF SUCKERS
You: *go in voldemort room with mirror of erised
You: *
You: now you play voldemort/quirell stanger
You: oh my god professor squirell what are you doing with this mirror
Stranger: *STARE*
You: stop staring and tell me
You: you son of a bitch
You: with a turban
Stranger: D:<
You: yo ulook like bin laden
Stranger: ; w ;
You: WHY DID YOU KILL MY PARENTS
You: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: Cause I love puttin down the white folk NUKKUH D:<
You: maybe...
You: BUT NOW
You: I'M STUCK WITH A GINGER KID AND A NERDY GIRL
You: WHAT THE FUCK JEDUSOR
You: oh yeah, i dont know your name yet
Stranger: She'll be bangin as she gets older.
You: really?
You: dayum man
Stranger: Ohyeah..
You: i almost killed you
You: brofist?
Stranger: I'd tap that now .. but ..
You: same
You: but
Stranger: *BROFIST*
Stranger: Shurpow.
You: i'm scared of chris hansen
You: oh right, i'm 12
You: lol sucker
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: Oh and Jenny gets taller then you...
Stranger: "Whos jenny" you may ask
Stranger: You'll see.
You: who the fuck is ginny
You: i have to put an end to you
You: *take philosopher stone*
Stranger: *vanish or... or dies*
You: *somehow touch voldemort*
You: everything is on fire and shit
You: *faint*
Stranger: xD
You: *hospital out of fuckign nowhere*
You: *stranger now play dumbledore*
Stranger: WHOA HARRY
You: dumbledore, how did i get in this hospital
Stranger: Almost lost you tharr...
You: WOHA BEARD DUDE
You: i heard you were gay
Stranger: And now words of wisdom that... doesnt .. make sense
You: and my rectum is sore
You: lol fuck your wisdom
Stranger: *Words of wisdom* I AM GAY .. Im the original actor till the second one witha more beast beard comes in
Stranger: D:<
You: FFF
You: and you die
You: and a new actor replace you
Stranger: Yup
You: u mad grandpa
Stranger: I AM BRO
You: now i somehow heal
Stranger: :L
You: dumbledore, can i stay at hogwarts for summer
You: i dont want to go back to my uncle
You: who rape me brutally
Stranger: Fuck no get home D:<
You: FUUUU
You: YOU SCUMBAG OLD HG
Stranger: GO HOME >
You: FUCK OFF, NEXT YEAR I WILL STEAL THE GINGER'S FLYING CAR
You: AND
You: and...
Stranger: DO IT.. GREAT...
You: what am i saying
Stranger: I'll Plant A FUCKING BEAST TREE
You: how can eh have a car, he's 12
Stranger: that will fuck that car up.
You: OH FUCK
You: A BEAST TREE
You: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY
Stranger: Go ahead Get your flying car :U
Stranger: i'ma go plant one .. right now ACTUALLY
You: dayum, anyway hoe
Stranger: I'll summon it..
Stranger: D:<
You: *harry goes home*
You: *summer pass*
You: *stranger is now dobby*
You: *open door*
You: WHAT THE FUCK NAKED ELF
You: what is going on
You: i just wanted to masturbate
Stranger: * floats cake over important people *
You: NOO
You: NOT ON HER HEAD
Stranger: *Snap*
You: FUCK
Stranger: AND VANISH
Stranger: *vanish*
You: better pack up my shit
You: *get throatfucked by uncle*
You: *ginger come save me with flying matrix car*
You: what the shit ron
Stranger: *comes flying by* BARS ON YOUR WINDOW O:
You: OKAy
You: GOOD
Stranger: *PULLS BARS OFF*
Stranger: GET IN D:<
You: BELANG BLANG BLANG
You: FUCK FUCK, WHALE UNCLE RUNNING AFTER ME
You: CATCH MY OWL
Stranger: *Catches owl* D:
Stranger: GET IN
You: *jump in car*
You: YES
Stranger: *FLIES OFF*
You: I MADE IT
You: *uncle fall in bushes*
Stranger: *goes back home to my house*
Stranger: :DD
You: what the fuck man
You: were your parents high when they made the house
You: look like shit, sorry bro
Stranger: You shut your mouth harry D:<
You: dayum
Stranger: And eat mah breakfast..
You: wtf what is this
Stranger: Don look at my little sister she's 12 your too old.
Stranger: :l
You: meat shaped like penises
You: i ever ate that with dursleys
You: and what are these yellow liquid stuff inside shells
You: WHAT HE FUCK RON
You: I'M FREAKING OUT
Stranger: *every flavoured beans*
Stranger: :T
You: dayum
Stranger: BURNY BOTTS EVERY FLAVORED BEANS EVERYBODY WANTS THEM
Stranger: :T
You: this one taste like sperm
Stranger: Whale...semen.
You: ...
You: awkward...
You: actually...
You: i fucking love it
Stranger: Good Good
You: ginny was astonished by my swagger
You: i bet she'll be riding on my dick tommorow morning
You: can't break my stride gingers
Stranger: xD
You: *fat mom say go to king cross*
You: *ginger and harry go to king cross*
Stranger: HOLY SHIT BEAST TREE WTF D:
You: ok let's do this
You: wait
You: the beast tree is not here already
You: shhh
Stranger: :T dmnit
You: *wall out of fucking nowhere*
You: SHIT RON
Stranger: D:
You: THE WALL CAN'T OPEN
You: WE ARE TRAPPED IN HUMAN WORLD
Stranger: Too late? D:
You: I THINK
You: OR MAYBE IT'S THAT NAKED ELF
You: curses, foiled again
Stranger: WE HAVE TO TAKE THE CAR O:
You: OH YES
You: GOOD IDEA
Stranger: I DRIVE
You: *vroom vroom dem niggas*
Stranger: *Starts up car* :F
You: i think i'll be sick
Stranger: *Drives* wheres the train?
Stranger: D:
You: HE'S IN THE BACK
Stranger: HOLY SHIT D:
You: SPEED UP
You: SHIIIIT
Stranger: *Drives like a crazy ole lady*
You: WHAT WAS THAT IDEA
Stranger: DD:
You: WE'RE GONNA DI*HUUURGHHRHRHFFF*
You: sorry, i puked
Stranger: OMFG *flies up and out* YAY
You: FUCK, WINDOWS ARE FULL OF BREAKFAST
You: oh, is that a bit of sausage
You: ANYWAY WE'LL DIE
You: *crash in beast tree*
Stranger: *now crashes into beast tree*
You: gee, thank you tree
Stranger: SHIT FuCK D:
You: *tree somehow start to move*
Stranger: *getting pumbled* DD:
You: *wham*
You: *wham*
Stranger: FUCK D: *reverse*
You: RON, YOUR FATHER WILL KILL YOU FOR THE CAR
You: OH WAIT
You: WE WILL ALREADY DIE BECAUSE OF YOU
Stranger: *gets spitted out of car*
You: *HUUURGHHAUGFRG*
You: vomited again
You: sorry
Stranger: *Car drives off* D:
You: fuck
You: your car ron
You: it..ran...away
You: are you fapping?
Stranger: Goddamnit DUMBLEDOR D:<
You: gross man
You: dont fap to dumbledore
You: D:
Stranger: Im not im not *fapping*
You: dude
You: i see your dick...ah let go
You: nevermind
You: let's not talk of this again shall we
Stranger: No shut up lets go to the main room >:L
You: oh snap, it's snape
You: or should i say
You: ''oh snape''
You: badum tss
Stranger: xD
You: : D
You: oh fuck, mcgonnagal is with him too
Stranger: McGonnagal I will Tongue Punch Your B-HOLE D:<
You: *gonaggal bring us in her class and give us sandwiches*
You: *snape gone apeshit*
Stranger: *eats sandwhich instead*
Stranger: :T
You: *dumbledore tell him some wisdom bullshit*
You: *we somehow meet hermione and ocme back to big room*
You: bitch, what's the password for our room
You: ron, she doesnt talk
Stranger: D:< hermione GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES .. *Ahem* HI
Stranger: :3
You: i think she's in her period
You: bend over whore
You: we're going to fuck all of your holes
You: oh wait ron
You: don't unzip your pants yet
You: i just forgot we were in front of everybody
Stranger: *zips up* .__.
You: ...awkard
You: ...
Stranger: Oh right right
You: I RUN THIS SHIT
Stranger: < __ < ..
Stranger: Just Practicing some ..
You: some...
Stranger: magic = w=
You: latino....dancing
You: ...
Stranger: Yeah
You: *hugrewuggduf4g*
You: sorry, bit of puke left
Stranger: Cha...cha..cha
You: charmin
You: lol
You: *go to black magic class and shit*
You: *gildoroy lockart show up*
You: lol ron, his name look like dildoroy lockart
You: pfffffttt
Stranger: *Staring into stuff* HA
You: DILDOROY RON
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: fuck i shat in my pants
Stranger: o: nasty
You: ron, i need you to do something
You: take your hand, put it in my underwear
You: eat my turd man
You: eat it
Stranger: No dude just..
You: or my reputation in this class is over
Stranger: just Go already D:
You: please, it's starting to smell
You: it's a question of life or death
Stranger: Fling that Shit at Malfoy D:<
You: *throw whole dildo sized dump at draco*
You: MY FATHER WILL HEAR FROM THIS
You: lol he mad
You: *hear voices from pipes on ceiling*
You: dude, i hear voices
Stranger: *holding scabbers* SHUT UP SCABBERS D:<
You: okay...
You: acutally...
You: it's not okay
You: bend over
You: lol jk, no homo man
You: and, no homo gingers
Stranger: oh.. o w o
You: heh...heh...
Stranger: ok .__.
You: ...awkward moment...
Stranger: Not good enough I see.
Stranger: :L
Stranger: *bangs hermione* D:< IM DONE
You: WHY ARE WE SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD
You: dude, everybody saw us
You: we were in the library
Stranger: o u o ..
Stranger: THERE WAS A TABLE
You: both of you were squealing like pigs
Stranger: I seen an opening D:<
You: i saw 2
You: one tighter than the other
You: *smirk*
Stranger: *bangs hermione again* D:<
You: BUTT RAPE IS IMMINENT
You: *hear voices again*
You: ron, i hear these motherfuckign voices again
Stranger: :T
You: let's skip part of the movie and go find the chamber of secret
Stranger: prolly just got ear fuckkd too hard
You: movie? what the fuck am i talking about
You: i think i'm high on acid man
Stranger: BLAH D:< IM DONE WIF HARRY POTTER D:
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